At last, the Confessional Booth is open. I am so excited about this new Automated System. After pressing the button to start your Ultimate Confessional experience, please follow the instructions carefully. When finished, please press the submit button and your confession will be sent to the Automated Operators. We fully guarantee not to keep anything private, we reserve the right to share with all affiliates and we assure everyone that their sins will NEVER be forgiven. Once you have submitted your confession you will be given a Free Token to visit the T & G establishment next door. If at anytime you experience an unusual amount of wait time to enter the booth, please notify us and we will be most happy to add additional booths. We have a zoning variance for up to 24 booths if needed. We guarantee this will be the best cleansing of the soul you will ever experience. Britt Cyber Confessions, CEO
At last, the Confessional Booth is open. I am so excited about this new Automated System. After pressing the button to start your Ultimate Confessional experience, please follow the instructions carefully. When finished, please press the submit button and your confession will be sent to the Automated Operators. We fully guarantee not to keep anything private, we reserve the right to share with all affiliates and we assure everyone that their sins will NEVER be forgiven. Once you have submitted your confession you will be given a Free Token to visit the T & G establishment next door. If at anytime you experience an unusual amount of wait time to enter the booth, please notify us and we will be most happy to add additional booths. We have a zoning variance for up to 24 booths if needed. We guarantee this will be the best cleansing of the soul you will ever experience. Britt Cyber Confessions, CEO
AUTOMATED RESPONSE: You may have this one to check out. Please confess when finished. System detects this is a MALE with a bra & panty issue and not sure how to process this sin or if it is a legitimate sin.
Quoting Arizona53
If you like Britt, I will volunteer to check this one out for legitimacy or illegitimacy.....is that really a word.....? LMAO
Quoting Arizona53
If you like Britt, I will volunteer to check this one out for legitimacy or illegitimacy.....is that really a word.....? LMAO
AUTOMATED RESPONSE: You may have this one to check out. Please confess when finished. System detects this is a MALE with a bra & panty issue and not sure how to process this sin or if it is a legitimate sin.
AUTOMATED RESPONSE: Error 507 Dear Sinner, You have once AGAIN managed to confuse the Automated Confessional Booth System. Please enter your sins and click on send.
Quoting duchesse22
LOL, I have more sins and confessions........
Quoting duchesse22
LOL, I have more sins and confessions........
AUTOMATED RESPONSE: Error 507 Dear Sinner, You have once AGAIN managed to confuse the Automated Confessional Booth System. Please enter your sins and click on send.
Duchesse, After running a scan of the Automated Confessional System, it has been determined that the major failure you refer to, is being created by your attempt to continue to place drink orders here. Please refer to error file 502 for directions to the LW B&G.
Quoting Brittany2012
Duchesse, After running a scan of the Automated Confessional System, it has been determined that the major failure you refer to, is being created by your attempt to continue to place drink orders here. Please refer to error file 502 for directions to the LW B&G.
WARNING: Abusive use of this system, may result in your sins being forgiven. Your obsessive use of the Automated Confessional Booth has caused the System confusion and will be temporarily shut down for maintenance.
Quoting Curious2078
Oh, yummy. I read somewhere on here that sins not forgiven get to go on being repeated... Something like that. Oh, my.....I do so want to go on sinning. I'm having so much doing so...Please do not fogive me, if that's what it takes to go on having fun..... Pat, aka Molly Munch
Quoting Curious2078
Oh, yummy. I read somewhere on here that sins not forgiven get to go on being repeated... Something like that. Oh, my.....I do so want to go on sinning. I'm having so much doing so...Please do not fogive me, if that's what it takes to go on having fun..... Pat, aka Molly Munch
WARNING: Abusive use of this system, may result in your sins being forgiven. Your obsessive use of the Automated Confessional Booth has caused the System confusion and will be temporarily shut down for maintenance.
Oh I have many confession but I will tell you this one. I have been getting attention from men and I go out a lot.I am used to going out and dating specially every Friday evening. And I am very picky with men. From all those men out there that want me, I chose a man who was married to a Morman but not any more because he got tired of religion and her. He has six grown up children and two grand children, an old dog, many businesses and a lot more, but he is the most charming man that I have ever met. He captured me. I found out that many women are after him. He is funny and has the qualities that a woman is looking for but I don't know if I can stand big family even though they all live far from him. I can't tell you enough about his sexuality for age 52.He is amazing, he makes me think and smile.He wants to marry me but I just want to keep him for fun, for enjoyment, travel, and sex. Should I marry him?
AUTOMATED SYSTEM RESPONSE: Confession too wordy to process and system detects a question. Please resubmit your sinful confession in 10 words or less. All questions detected in a confession will receive an automated answer of YES.
Quoting RW7890
Oh I have many confession but I will tell you this one. I have been getting attention from men and I go out a lot.I am used to going out and dating specially every Friday evening. And I am very picky with men. From all those men out there that want me, I chose a man who was married to a Morman but not any more because he got tired of religion and her. He has six grown up children and two grand children, an old dog, many businesses and a lot more, but he is the most charming man that I have ever met. He captured me. I found out that many women are after him. He is funny and has the qualities that a woman is looking for but I don't know if I can stand big family even though they all live far from him. I can't tell you enough about his sexuality for age 52.He is amazing, he makes me think and smile.He wants to marry me but I just want to keep him for fun, for enjoyment, travel, and sex. Should I marry him?
AUTOMATED SYSTEM RESPONSE: Confession too wordy to process and system detects a question. Please resubmit your sinful confession in 10 words or less. All questions detected in a confession will receive an automated answer of YES.
Duchesse, After running a scan of the Automated Confessional System, it has been determined that the major failure you refer to, is being created by your attempt to continue to place drink orders here. Please refer to error file 502 for directions to the LW B&G.
Quoting duchesse22
Too bad Britt, the confession system has a major failure, maybe it needs a check up!!!! LOL reboot
Quoting duchesse22
Too bad Britt, the confession system has a major failure, maybe it needs a check up!!!! LOL reboot
Duchesse, After running a scan of the Automated Confessional System, it has been determined that the major failure you refer to, is being created by your attempt to continue to place drink orders here. Please refer to error file 502 for directions to the LW B&G.
I love it. Your blogs are still as entertaining as ever....lol
My confession....
Sometimes my bra doesn't match my panties.
This message is being transmitted by the Automated Confessional System: ---matchless bras and panties are not legitimate sins--please confess legitimate sins only. Good to see you back! Britt
Quoting Taycott
Britt,
I love it. Your blogs are still as entertaining as ever....lol
My confession....
Sometimes my bra doesn't match my panties.
This message is being transmitted by the Automated Confessional System: ---matchless bras and panties are not legitimate sins--please confess legitimate sins only. Good to see you back! Britt
Oh, yummy. I read somewhere on here that sins not forgiven get to go on being repeated... Something like that. Oh, my.....I do so want to go on sinning. I'm having so much doing so...Please do not fogive me, if that's what it takes to go on having fun..... Pat, aka Molly Munch
Quoting Brittany2012
Molly Munch, Hijacking of blogs is a VERY SERIOUS SIN and will never be forgiven. I am praying for you in hopes that your compulsive behavior to hijack will be brought under control. Britt
Quoting Brittany2012
Molly Munch, Hijacking of blogs is a VERY SERIOUS SIN and will never be forgiven. I am praying for you in hopes that your compulsive behavior to hijack will be brought under control. Britt
Oh, yummy. I read somewhere on here that sins not forgiven get to go on being repeated... Something like that. Oh, my.....I do so want to go on sinning. I'm having so much doing so...Please do not fogive me, if that's what it takes to go on having fun..... Pat, aka Molly Munch
DFM, While being a standard member is considered to be a sin, it does sit on the boarder line as to whether it will be forgiven or not. Standard members can commit the Ultimate Sin and wink at MMCounselor, post a comment on Dear MM Counselor or chat online with her. Britt
Quoting DONTFITMOLD
been a while since I was a standard member.....cant see anyones profile on chat??? WTH?? How can a standard member even communicate with you Brit about issues?
Quoting DONTFITMOLD
been a while since I was a standard member.....cant see anyones profile on chat??? WTH?? How can a standard member even communicate with you Brit about issues?
DFM, While being a standard member is considered to be a sin, it does sit on the boarder line as to whether it will be forgiven or not. Standard members can commit the Ultimate Sin and wink at MMCounselor, post a comment on Dear MM Counselor or chat online with her. Britt
ERROR: REAL LIFE CONFESSIONS CANNOT BE PROCESSED BY THE AUTOMATED CONFESSION SYSTEM.
Quoting duchesse22
Yeap! quite amusing Brit!!!! way to go, now I would like to hear about how you have been a bad girl tink.........please go on! I'll confess, I have been out so often on friday nights, no. no leads, and resting it off on Saturday just to be a good girl at sunday chuch.....smile!!!! LOL maybe I need a spanking!!!! but it is not my fault..... I am 41, 140 lbs, have two kids, still the same weight, don't exercise, meet many men that I think will just be friends to find out they want more (lost my tennis partners on that one)or think arrogance is a virtue so lately I just been going out with friend and playing (happy hour)......in the big boys playground....LOL and perhaps I';ll get a passionate kiss from someone one day.....I am so dreaming!!!!
P.S: it would be so nice to have a girls night out with all of you from MM
Quoting duchesse22
Yeap! quite amusing Brit!!!! way to go, now I would like to hear about how you have been a bad girl tink.........please go on! I'll confess, I have been out so often on friday nights, no. no leads, and resting it off on Saturday just to be a good girl at sunday chuch.....smile!!!! LOL maybe I need a spanking!!!! but it is not my fault..... I am 41, 140 lbs, have two kids, still the same weight, don't exercise, meet many men that I think will just be friends to find out they want more (lost my tennis partners on that one)or think arrogance is a virtue so lately I just been going out with friend and playing (happy hour)......in the big boys playground....LOL and perhaps I';ll get a passionate kiss from someone one day.....I am so dreaming!!!!
P.S: it would be so nice to have a girls night out with all of you from MM
ERROR: REAL LIFE CONFESSIONS CANNOT BE PROCESSED BY THE AUTOMATED CONFESSION SYSTEM.
Molly Munch, Hijacking of blogs is a VERY SERIOUS SIN and will never be forgiven. I am praying for you in hopes that your compulsive behavior to hijack will be brought under control. Britt
Quoting Curious2078
Brit, so sorry for that little hijack to Duchesse...I couldn't help myself, reactive character that I am...I'm trying to improve...perhaps that should be my first confession... Tink--you are teasing again....playing the innocent one when we all know what you did with that strawberry flavored vest I supplied you with last night.... As for me, I won't waste a second of time here because there's too much debauchery to get back to, and I don't want to lose a moment of it. Just checking in for the sake of my soul ...that once a week redemption thingie........ I am guilty of offering up 27 different flavors of underwear for nibbling off of me. [Oh, I'm so tired.....if we could re-produce music on here, I would post the YouTube thingie of Lili Von Shtupp [Madeline Kahn] singing "I'm So Tired" from BLAZING SADDLES. That would pretty much explain at least 50 percent of what I'm guilty of for the last two days....and nights.... Plus I dug my teeth into 7 chocolate codpieces--on 7 different men. Well....not my teeth, exactly, though I did let my choppers do some arousing in a most gentle manner....works every time.... And, as you promised....I hope I will not be "forgiven" for any of it. It was all so grandly satisfying, I can't wait to do it all again Sodom and Gomorrah, here we come.....The fun may be short-lived, but while it lasts----WHEEEEEEUUUUHH!!!!! Molly Munch
Quoting Curious2078
Brit, so sorry for that little hijack to Duchesse...I couldn't help myself, reactive character that I am...I'm trying to improve...perhaps that should be my first confession... Tink--you are teasing again....playing the innocent one when we all know what you did with that strawberry flavored vest I supplied you with last night.... As for me, I won't waste a second of time here because there's too much debauchery to get back to, and I don't want to lose a moment of it. Just checking in for the sake of my soul ...that once a week redemption thingie........ I am guilty of offering up 27 different flavors of underwear for nibbling off of me. [Oh, I'm so tired.....if we could re-produce music on here, I would post the YouTube thingie of Lili Von Shtupp [Madeline Kahn] singing "I'm So Tired" from BLAZING SADDLES. That would pretty much explain at least 50 percent of what I'm guilty of for the last two days....and nights.... Plus I dug my teeth into 7 chocolate codpieces--on 7 different men. Well....not my teeth, exactly, though I did let my choppers do some arousing in a most gentle manner....works every time.... And, as you promised....I hope I will not be "forgiven" for any of it. It was all so grandly satisfying, I can't wait to do it all again Sodom and Gomorrah, here we come.....The fun may be short-lived, but while it lasts----WHEEEEEEUUUUHH!!!!! Molly Munch
Molly Munch, Hijacking of blogs is a VERY SERIOUS SIN and will never be forgiven. I am praying for you in hopes that your compulsive behavior to hijack will be brought under control. Britt
Tink, Sorry for the delay in replying to you----your confession was easily processed by the Automated Confession System, but the Question part caused a disruption in the system. Confessions are accepted here, but all questions should be directed to Dear MM Counselor for immediate processing. I hate to disappoint you, but your married man is not married, he has no kids and he does not live in Utah, so I am certain you will no longer be interested in this one. Your sins WILL BE FORGIVEN due to the fact that this figment of your imagination is not who he claimed to be. Britt
Quoting Tinkerbelle
WEEEEll Britt. The thing is this. The other night at the LW B&G i met a fabulous married man and fell head over heels in love . He allready has three wives and nineteen children. He wants us to get married and have as many babies as possible and move to Utah. Should i accept him of have i gone too far this time>>> Just asking and confessing
Quoting Tinkerbelle
WEEEEll Britt. The thing is this. The other night at the LW B&G i met a fabulous married man and fell head over heels in love . He allready has three wives and nineteen children. He wants us to get married and have as many babies as possible and move to Utah. Should i accept him of have i gone too far this time>>> Just asking and confessing
Tink, Sorry for the delay in replying to you----your confession was easily processed by the Automated Confession System, but the Question part caused a disruption in the system. Confessions are accepted here, but all questions should be directed to Dear MM Counselor for immediate processing. I hate to disappoint you, but your married man is not married, he has no kids and he does not live in Utah, so I am certain you will no longer be interested in this one. Your sins WILL BE FORGIVEN due to the fact that this figment of your imagination is not who he claimed to be. Britt
